12-year-old review's restaurant calling it 'hell in a shell'

Chunder-inducing water and limp calamari is on a list of scathing critiques from one discerning 12-year-old. 

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http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/food-news/95881793/12-year-old-reviews-restaurant-calling-it-hell-in-a-shell